1. He’s the biggest Frenchie on the block, weighing in at a whopping 49 pounds.
2. The first thing strangers usually say when they meet him is, “what kind of dog is he?” The second thing is always, “I thought they were a lot smaller.”
3. His Juliet is a big velvet blue pillow. They have sexy time every night until he passes out. Sometimes he cheats on her with his bed or a stuffy.
4. He once passed out mid-sexytime.
5. He has trouble understanding the concept of “personal space.”
6. Don’t let his size fool you. Romeo is a very picky eater.
7. He refuses to believe he has outgrown his favorite corner.
8. He is not a morning dog.
9. Mom thinks she walks him, but everyone knows he’s the one walking her.
10. He’s originally from Maine. His mom is Vivi, his dad is Gustav, and his sister is Lily. He was double the size of Lily straight out of the womb.
11. He has one rule: Whatever you’re eating is his.
12. If you see him walking and don’t stop to tell him how cute he is, he gets deeply offended. How dare you?
13. Despite what it looks like, he hates taking pictures—unless you’re holding an Old Mother Hubbard treat, of course.
14. He has OCD like Monica on FRIENDS. He can’t rest well until he sees you put his things back where they belong. If you leave them somewhere else, he’ll guard them until you put them away.
15. On command, he can sit, give you “paw,” give you “other paw,” give you “paw” again, give you “other paw” again, lay down, jump, and give you “paw” again. He hopes to learn “bang” and “roll over” soon. Did someone say, “paw”?
16. He still has his cojones. Thank goodness.
17. Doggy clothes don’t fit him right, so he wears sizes 4T-5T in little boy clothes. They’re cheaper and come in much better styles.
18. His favorite channel is the Food Network.
19. He’s always watching you.
20. ALWAYS.
21. He likes smiling. Smiling is his favorite.
22. Last year, he scratched his cornea after using his face as a shovel in the dirt.
23. He once made his mom miss a friend’s wedding because he pretended to be sick and vomited all over the house while she was getting ready. He was fine ?. Shh, don’t tell her.
24. He lives for the sunniest of spots.
25. He’s kind of a big deal.
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